C hildren are amazing. Their limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel like an idiot. Don’t worry. You’re not alone.
The Dumb White Husband’s Guide to Babies tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore:
- Why you shouldn’t touch the wand in the sonogram room
- The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
- How people will respond to the news
- How TV and baby classes have lied to us
- Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
- Converting diapers into usable guilt
- How to assure your child says your name first
And much, much more
There’s even a twin version in case you’re so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.
Don’t go into fatherhood unprepared, read The Dumb White Husband’s Guide to Babies today.
About the Dumb White Husband series
He’s the butt of every joke, the fool in every commercial-the Dumb White Husband is corporate America’s only safe target for abuse and defamation. We know/love/hate him from thousands of appearances in movies, tv, radio and more. ??
He loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular in the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can’t quite master the intricacies of the potty.??
It isn’t his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.
??He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband – probably for a fear of what we might find – but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he’s not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.
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