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FREE eBOOK BLOCK #1 – {05-22-2013}
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Cars and Stars: Diary of a Beverly Hills Parking Valet by Bruce Luchsinger
Genre(s): Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Business & Professional, Comedy
W elcome to the world famous Beverly Garden Hotel — A dazzling Beverly Hills oasis where Hollywood royalty mixes with actual royalty, millionaires take a backseat to billionaires, and the net worth of the cars in its parking lot could comfortably finance a small nation.
There are ten things that will get a parking valet at the Beverly Garden fired on the spot. Over the last 14 hours, Luke Brookington has done five of them.
Ripped from the pages of Luke’s diary, CARS AND STARS: DIARY OF A BEVERLY HILLS PARKING VALET tells a fun and lively tale that spans ten years — from Luke’s first day on the job in 2000 to Oscar Weekend 2010 and the proverbial shift from hell — where one shaky decision leads to many shaky decisions over the course of a wild night fueled by sex, drugs, and large hamburgers.
It’s the story of a man trapped in paradise — of transcendental love found and lost — and of Luke’s golden opportunity to change all of that — if he’ll simply reach for the magic.
CARS AND STARS is a humorous novel set in the celebrity-laden land of sun, fun, mansions, and money. And like books such as HEADS IN BEDS and WAITER RANT, the spot-on insights into the world of high-end service come from a true industry insider. A seventeen-year veteran of 5 Star hotels in Beverly Hills and Bel Air, Bruce Luchsinger parked roughly a quarter of a million cars — many with price tags well north of six figures — before putting pen to paper.
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Unintended Consequences by Marti Green
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Legal, Suspense
“ Unintended Consequences is an engrossing, well conceived legal thriller. Most enjoyable.”
- Scott Turow, NY Times bestselling author of Presumed Innocent & Innocent
“This one will grab you by the neck from the very first page!”
– Steve Hamilton, Edgar Award-winning author of Die A Sranger
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How much would a father sacrifice for his child?
Nineteen years ago, Indiana police found the body of a young girl, burned beyond recognition and buried in the woods. They arrested George Calhoun for murdering his daughter, and his wife testified against him at the trial. The jury convicted him. Now his appeals have been exhausted, and his execution is just a few weeks away.
George said he didn’t do it. That the body isn’t his little Angelina. But that’s all he’s ever said – no other defense, no other explanation.
Dani Trumball, an attorney for the Help Innocent Prisoners Project, wants to believe him. After all, there was no forensic evidence that the body in the woods was George’s daughter. But if the girl isn’t Angelina, then who is it? And what happened to the Calhouns’ missing daughter?
For nineteen years, George Calhoun has stayed silent. But that’s about to change, and the story he tells Dani–if it’s true–changes everything.
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“This one will grab you by the neck from the very first page.”
– Steve Hamilton, Edgar Award winning author of Die A Stranger
“Unintended Consequences is a gripping legal thriller. A page-turning, compassionate, and thought-provoking debut.”
– Sharon Potts, author of The Devil’s Madonna
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ICONSCIOUSNESS: Messages from 100 Icons by Giselle Koy
Genre(s): Self-Help, Personal Transformation, Religion & Spirituality, Spirituality, Personal Growth & Inspiration
M arilyn Monroe. Leonardo DaVinci. Rumi. Mother Teresa. Bob Marley. Dozens more. Over the course of five months, Giselle Koy’s spiritual path took an unexpected turn. She began to receive extraordinary messages from Ascended Masters, Galactic Beings, the Holy Brothers and the Spiritual Hierarchy. Other times she was visited by iconic celebrities and notable historical figures who have transitioned. She has also communicated with the higher selves of some iconic figures living today. Although Koy cannot always control who comes to her, she is delightfully surprised by who and what comes to share wisdom, secrets and illuminating thoughts. Koy now chooses to share these messages with you in her latest book, ICONSCIOUSNESS: Messages from 100 Icons– a collection of special transmissions shared in the spirit of hope, clarity, support, love and truth.
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The 7 Most Powerful Prayers That Will Change Your Life Forever by Adam Houge
Genre(s): Christian Books & Bibles, Christian Living, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Devotionals, Inspirational
I n so many ways God is always reaching for us. Through circumstances in life, through hardships and through joys. God is an intimate and loving Person, Who is always looking for a way to draw nearer to us.
But if we don’t reach back, we will never experience the depths of a fulfilling relationship with Him. Nothing in Heaven or on Earth can change our lives for the better, greater than a personal relationship with God.
In this book you will discover the 7 greatest prayers that will grow your relationship with the Lord. Being both a study and a prayer devotional “The 7 Most Powerful Prayers That Will Change Your Life Forever” will teach you the seven most important keys to a life changing, heartfelt relationship with God.
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S’wanee: A Paranoid Thriller by Don Winston
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Suspense, Teens
A spellbinding campus. A new family of friends. A semester of death. High school senior Cody’s prayers are answered when he’s recruited on scholarship to the college of his dreams: a stunning and prestigious school tucked high in the Tennessee hills.But the dream turns living nightmare when his classmates start to die off mysteriously. Is it Cody’s imagination, or are his friends’ tragic deaths a sinister legacy handed down through the generations? And is he next on the roll call?A coming-of-age, paranoid thriller in the vein of Ira Levin, “S’wanee” weaves psychological suspense with dark humor in its brutal descent to a shocking climax.
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BARGAIN eBOOK BLOCK #2 – {04-23-2013}
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Genre(s): Education & Reference, Teens, Love & Romance, Literature & Fiction, Fiction, Romance
W hen you’re the daughter of a best-selling romance writer, life should be pretty good. But for 16-year-old Alice Amorous, daughter of the Queen of Romance, life is an agonizing lie. Her mother’s been secretly hospitalized for mental illness, and Alice has been putting on a brave front, answering fan letters, forging her mother’s signature, telling the publisher that all is well. But the next book is due and the Queen can’t write it. Alice needs a story for her mother. And she needs one fast.That’s when she meets Errol, a strange boy who’s been following her. A boy who tells her that he has a love story. A boy who believes he’s Cupid. As Alice begins to hear Errol’s voice in her head, and begins to see things she can’t explain, she must face the truth – that she’s either inherited her mother’s madness, or Errol is for real.
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What Happened To Polly by Jennifer Hanning
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Drama, Romance, Romantic Suspense, Arts & Photography, Theater, Mystery & Suspense, Suspense
H ow would you feel if your little sister disappeared on your watch?
Carmel Hamilton makes a selfish decision which results in the kidnapping of little Polly.
The situation is further exacerbated when another member of the family sustains dreadful injuries.
Shunned by her father and elder sister, Carmel sinks to the depths of guilt and misery fearing she will never again be deserving of love.
Ellis Towers finds the key to unlock the Hamiltons’ deeply buried secrets – but what he discovers could save or destroy the whole family.
What Happened to Polly is a mystery drama following a moment in time when the decision of one changed the lives of many.
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Emancipating Alice by Ada Winder
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction, Family Saga, Chick-Lit, Domestic Life, Family Life
N ow that her husband George is dead, middle-aged homemaker Alice Owens thinks his oppressive reign over her life has ended–but she is wrong. George thwarts her attempts at freedom, mentally and physically, from beyond the grave.
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Homemaker Alice Owens returns from a routine grocery-shopping trip to find her husband George slumped over their kitchen table, as dead as her love for him. Hoping it’s the beginning of bringing her strangled life to an end, she starts preparing for the arrival of her adult children–a daughter who hates her and a needy son–who will inevitably show up for the funeral. But while cleaning out George’s belongings, Alice stumbles across enigmatic documents linking him to an African-American charity and a heinous crime committed over thirty years prior. Alice finds herself grappling not only with memories of her marriage’s turbulent past, but with murder and infidelity from George’s secret double life pushing themselves into her present. Will Alice finally gain the freedom she’s always desired? Or will George’s secrets take her over the edge?
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Neverlove (Shadow Jumpers) by Angela Brown
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy, Series, Teens, Romance
P rovidence, Rhode Island
Six. Whole. Months.
The longest time her mother stayed home in the last few years.
Enough time that a sense of security snuck into Abigail’s heart, lulled her mind into forgetfulness.
But the monster hadn’t forgotten.
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So starts Abigail Bishop’s descent to the final low in her life. Seventeen doesn’t seem such a bad age to die.
For Basil Hines, perfection is the key to earning his parents’ love, especially his mother. He never suspected sharing this thought with a friend would bring hellish results.
Abigail’s rash decision, and failure to take her own life, leads her to V’Salicus Academy, a place to start anew, become a Cleanser, a guide to show lost souls the way to The Gates for Judgment. Basil ends up duty bound to hell, his soul gambled and lost to the Devourer, all for the price of a few words. As the devil’s newest Harvestor, Basil must steal lost souls to feed his new master’s constant craving.
In their new roles in life, love is forbidden, but when their paths cross, true love is what Abigail and Basil finally discover in each other. Can they hold tight to their love, or will duty trump all, leaving them both to a fate of Neverlove?
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How to Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional and Inspirational Karate Book by the World Champion by Judah Friedlander
Genre(s): Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Comedy, Satire, Literature & Fiction, United States, Sports & Outdoors, Individual Sports, Martial Arts
“ World Champion” Judah Friedlander tells you How to Beat Up Anybody in this insanely hilarious satirical martial arts guide. Better known as an award-winning stand-up comic, actor, and star of 30 Rock, Friedlander shares his adventures in butt-kicking with lucky readers in a self-defense handbook in the gut-busting vein of The Truth About Chuck Norris.
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BARGAIN eBOOK BLOCK #1 – {04-21-2013}
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Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Suspense, Romance, Romantic Suspense, Mystery & Suspense
T he complete sweeping Hurricane Katrina saga. Experience the tangled mystery of ‘Gone Girl’, the brutal intensity of ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ and the searing emotion of ‘The Time Traveler’s Wife’, all beneath the dark swirling surface of MISISIPI.
When a childhood tragedy and its bloody aftermath catch up with her, a woman’s husband must fight the forces from her past, and the impending threat of Hurricane Katrina, to save her.
Scott Jameson is almost relieved when he comes home one night and discovers Julianna has left. It’s the inevitable end to the slow disintegration of a once idyllic marriage. He can almost accept it.
Until the discoveries happen – and the questions surface.
What has Julianna really been doing in the cemetery beside their house?
Who is the unfamiliar friend in a secret photograph?
What lies buried in the basement all these years? And why?
Most important – why truly did their relationship falter and can it be put right?
And when Scott sets out for answers, he won’t be the only one seeking them; because Julianna is the eye of a storm that’s been building for almost twenty-five years. She’s drawing them all to her center: Scott, the mysterious man on Scott’s tail, and the two arch enemies from her shocking past who caused her to run in the first place, from the city by the sea at the mouth of the river…
New Orleans, where Julianna is going home for the last time.
And Hurricane Katrina is coming for the first.
MISISIPI by MICHAEL REILLY – a story about the enduring capacity of love to save and the unendurable power of the past to destroy.
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Into the Arms of Madness: A Novel of Suspense by Regina Pacelli
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction, Horror, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Suspense
Y oung newlyweds Todd and Bridget met at a two-hour seminar and took an immediate liking to each other. Smart, caring, and quick-thinking individuals, very much in love, they’ve been devoted to each other and like two peas in a pod right from the start. But, when Bridget learns bizarre and alarming things about Todd, things that he’s kept hidden from her until their honeymoon, their idyllic romance begins careening out of control.
Todd has high hopes and wants nothing more than for Bridget to understand and be part of his world. As Bridget struggles to understand things, and the situation escalates, the events that unfold will put their sanity and love for each other to the test.
“Into the Arms of Madness” is a psychological thriller that will keep you locked in its embrace until the last page.
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Parched, A Vampire Romance (Parched, book One) by Z.L Arkadie
Genre(s): Romance, Vampires, Nonfiction, Series
D iscover a delicious new vampire novel series that will leave you yearning for more… Parched, Book ONE, A Paranormal Romance.
“Baron Ford,” he says and pauses to pick apart my expression, attempting to read how familiar I am with that name. I nod stiffly to give no indication I know exactly, who that is. I’m shocked to hear it in this setting, at this stage of my life, the one far away from Cambridge, Massachusetts over five years later.”
Advertising Executive, Clarity Parker thought she would never see Baron Ford again. Five years ago, she fell in love with him on their magical first date and then poof–he literally vanished into thin air. That’s why she’s stunned to hear his name again. After all, five years have passed since that night, and now, to add intrigue to insult, he’s requested that she be exclusively assigned to his multi-million dollar account.
Clarity makes every effort to avoid Baron Ford but when he finally catches up to her he issues a warning; things are not safe for her in the city anymore, especially since the strange fog has settled over Manhattan.
Before the foggy day is over Clarity’s entire world will come crashing down. Everything about her life that she thought was true is a lie! And there’s no time to question her soap opera star mother or business mogul father about it because Baron was right, her life is in danger, and so is his!
One thing’s for sure, from this point on, the world as Clarity Parker knows it will never be the same.
From Parched:
Baron lifts my chin with his index finger, lowers his mouth to mine and our lips are pressed together. The feel is warm and soft as always, and then we’re engaging in the perfect kiss. His hands are at the small of my back again, pulling me into him until he whisks me up off the sofa and into his arms. We’re moving at what seems like the speed of light towards the bedroom until I’m lying on top of the bed. He slips my dress off over my head and pulls back to take in the sight of me in the black panties and bra. I never felt so beautiful in my life–never wanted to feel this beautiful before. When he closes his eyes and clenches his jaw, I can clearly see that he’s aroused. I am too, and am wondering if this is truly about to happen?
PARCHED SERIES BOOKS AVAILABLE:
Parched (Parched, book 1)
The Seventh Sister (Parched, book 2)
Quenched (Parched, book 3)
The Fifth Sister (Parched, book 4)
Ignite (Parched, book 5) Light Speed (Parched, book 6)Vanquish (Parched, book 7) final!
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Die for Me (Revenants) by Amy Plum
Genre(s): Teens, Love & Romance, Romance, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
M y life had always been blissfully, wonderfully normal. But it only took one moment to change everything.Suddenly, my sister, Georgia, and I were orphans. We put our lives into storage and moved to Paris to live with my grandparents. And I knew my shattered heart, my shattered life, would never feel normal again. Then I met Vincent.Mysterious, sexy, and unnervingly charming, Vincent Delacroix appeared out of nowhere and swept me off my feet. Just like that, I was in danger of losing my heart all over again. But I was ready to let it happen.Of course, nothing is ever that easy. Because Vincent is no normal human. He has a terrifying destiny, one that puts his life at risk every day. He also has enemies . . . immortal, murderous enemies who are determined to destroy him and all of his kind. While I’m fighting to piece together the remnants of my life, can I risk putting my heart–as well as my life and my family’s–in jeopardy for a chance at love?
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Losing My Virginity 52 Times by David Tieck
Genre(s): Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Comedy, Self-Help & Psychology, Self-Help, Creativity, Travel, Australia & South Pacific, General, Travel Writing, Essays & Travelogues
“ I’m sitting at my desk at work, bored out of my brain, and I think, ‘Life should be more exciting than this – but what can I do about it? I know! I’ll make a pact to do something I’ve never done before, at least once a week for an entire year!”
So begins the hilarious, heartwarming and humiliating journey of a man traversing three continents, nine countries, and countless cities and towns around Australia and the world, going from helicopters to horses, to hotels, to hospital beds, to history, to heroics, to halos, to hallucinations, all in the attempt to lose his virginity 52 times.
Adrenalin pumped, artistic muscles flexed his body went beyond its limits, his embarrassment reserves were drained beyond belief, butterflies thrived, and vomit spilled around the world. In the meantime, his life changed in more amazing ways than he had ever imagined.
Reading this book might just change your life too.
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FREE eBOOK BLOCK #1 – {04-03-2013}
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The End of Summer (Book #1 Richard Series) by Alex M Smith
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Romance, Anthologies, Contemporary, Series, Short Stories
T his book is for sale to ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY.
The first book in the (Richard series) introduces us to Rebecca, a beautiful and sexy woman, a wife and a mother of a teen-aged daughter with a troubled marriage. During a summer visit to New York City to spend a few days with her daughter. Rebecca met Richard, a handsome college student and a friend of her daughter. Immediately, Richard and Rebecca fell in love and begin a lustful secret affair. A strike of fate asserted their forbidden relationship. As their love grew so did a late summer storm and it threatened to snuff out the flame of their love.
Extra: Pages from My Diary.
Rebecca’s love affair with Richard left her breathless. Soon after, she writes a lustful entry in her diary, describing her feelings. It’s an erotic poem, a journey of lust and a lost love the length of an orgasm…
Review:
“The End of Summer by Alex M Smith was a great quick read! I was hooked from the very beginning with the story. I had a roller coaster of emotions from the beginning until the end. I felt it was intriguing, amorous, and down right hold your breath arousing!I look forward to reading many more of his books.” Heather Joly
“The author really takes you on a ride of excitement, secrecy, and constant yearning for more as these two embark on a journey of forbidden romance. The sex scenes were well descriptive an oh so tasty, they’re love for each other very convincing. With out giving away anything I have to say I was sad in the end, but that what makes it more real. I would definitely recommend this book and give it five stars ***** Can’t wait to read more of Alex M Smith’s books.” Lori J. Martini
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S’wanee: A Paranoid Thriller by Don Winston
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Suspense, Teens
A spellbinding campus. A new family of friends. A semester of death. High school senior Cody’s prayers are answered when he’s recruited on scholarship to the college of his dreams: a stunning and prestigious school tucked high in the Tennessee hills.But the dream turns living nightmare when his classmates start to die off mysteriously. Is it Cody’s imagination, or are his friends’ tragic deaths a sinister legacy handed down through the generations? And is he next on the roll call?A coming-of-age, paranoid thriller in the vein of Ira Levin, “S’wanee” weaves psychological suspense with dark humor in its brutal descent to a shocking climax.
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The Heart of Lies: A Light Romantic Suspense (Book #2, Paradise Valley Mysteries) by Debra Burroughs
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Mystery, Women Sleuths, Romance, Romantic Suspense
P RAISE for “The Heart of Lies”:
5 STARS – “Loved it! The mystery drew me in but the relationship between Emily and Colin kept me wanting more.” ~ Jennifer Douglas, Amazon Reader
5 STARS – “This was an amazing book! I read through the first two chapters, but then I couldn’t put it down.” ~ Mimiruss, Amazon Reader
OVERVIEW of The Heart of Lies:
Don’t be fooled, online dating can be murder.
When one of Emily’s BFFs meets a handsome and wealthy man online, this sassy Private Investigator can’t help but be suspicious.
With the help of the hot new police detective and her close circle of friends, can Emily stop the cyber-hunk from breaking her friend’s heart – or worse?
***Think “Sex and the City” meets “Nancy Drew”***
More 5-STAR Praise for The Heart of Lies -
“The Heart of Lies has proven to be a five-star sequel! Don’t let the author’s clean writing fool you, the passion and sexual tension between P.I. Emily and Detective Colin is delicious. ~ jne2003, Amazon Reader
“The Heart of Lies is a fantastic read! This book just pulls you in. I can’t wait to see what Ms. Burroughs has in store for us next!” ~ yhavens, Amazon Reader
OTHER BOOKS by Debra Burroughs
The Scent of Lies, A Paradise Valley Mystery: Book One, the first in the series, a sassy small town private eye teams up with a sexy big-city cop to solve a suspicious murder (think “Sex and the City” meets “Nancy Drew”)
The Chain of Lies, A Paradise Valley Mystery: Book Three, Third in the series, a small town private eye and her sexy police detective boyfriend, along with a few friends, fight to save girls from a sex slave ring and solve a murder mystery. (think “Sex and the City” meets “Nancy Drew”)
The Pursuit of Lies, A Paradise Valley Mystery: Book Four, Fourth in the series, feisty private eye, Emily Parker, launches on a new case as the man she loves is accused of murdering a lovely blonde Assistant District Attorney. The police believe he was having an affair with her and the District Attorney is asking for the death penalty. Struggling against her own doubts, Emily must prove her boyfriend innocent before she loses him to Death Row.
Three Days in Seattle, a delicious blend of sweet Romance and intriguing Suspense (light Romantic Suspense – think “Castle” meets “Sleepless in Seattle”)
She Had No Choice, a Tale of Love and Survival (poignant and gripping Latino Family Saga – think Jennifer Lopez and Antonio Banderas meets “The Color Purple”)
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Blood in the Hills by Van Holt
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction, Westerns, Romance, Western
BLOOD IN THE HILLS
The Circle 8 bunch were really just outlaws and rustlers. Their leader, Mort Dudley had a devious plan to get rid of a couple of his newly hired hands before the bunch cashed in the large herd of cattle that had fallen into their hands when they murdered the old man who owned the herd.
Their trouble began when they tried to frame a quiet stranger for the old man’s murder. They didn’t know his real name or that he was a deadly gunfighter and the son of the old man they had buried in an unmarked grave.
The quiet stranger drops out of sight to hide from the law and soon becomes the bane of the Circle 8 bunch; harassing them on all sides, hunting them down and frustrating all their rustling plans and profits.
When Mort Dudley swears that the hills would run with blood, he was right. But he didn’t know whose blood it would be.
More old West gunfighting novels by Van Holt:
Curly Bill and Ringo: They Rode to Hell Together
The Last of the Fighting Farrells
The Bushwhackers
Hellbound Express
Wild Desert Rose
Rubeck’s Raiders: the Old West Rides Again
The Fortune Hunters
The Stranger from Hell
The Man Called Bowdry
Coming soon by Van Holt:
The Vultures
Hunt the Killers Down
So Long, Stranger
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Remember This (A Romantic Comedy) by Shae Buggs
Genre(s): Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Comedy, Literature & Fiction, Comic Fiction
L ucy, a hard working shenanigan queen, finds evidence that her husband, Mason, cheated on her. In a heated moment, she throws a wine bottle at his head leaving him unable to remember anything from his past. Since she is responsible for her husband’s amnesia, it is her responsibility to get his memory back. Motivated by revenge, Lucy plans a way to get Mason back to normal while having a little fun in the process. This story unveils her comical attempts to sabotage him and how he tries to win her back.
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BARGAIN KINDLE BOOK PACK #2 – {02-17-2013}
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The Big Book of Dumb White Husband by Benjamin Wallace
Genre(s): Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Comedy, Fiction, Comic Fiction
I f you’re not him, you know him.
He’s challenged the grocery store. He’s confronted the HOA. He’s even taken on Santa himself. He doesn’t usually win. These are the tales of the Dumb White Husband and they are all available here in this collected edition.
This handsome volume includes:
Dumb White Husband vs. the Grocery Store – John would rather sit and watch the game, but his wife needs some things at the store. Can he complete the list and get back in time to see the end of the game?
Dumb White Husband vs. Halloween – Every Halloween, Chris has the scariest house on the block and gives out the best candy. But, this year, someone is showing him up and he’ll stop at nothing to find out who.
Dumb White Husband vs. Santa – Erik has planned the perfect Christmas for his family. The plan is foolproof, bulletproof and flame retardant. Nothing can undo the hours of planning and preparation. Nothing except maybe odd-shaped packages, ill-timed fruitcakes or an errant neighborhood Santa Claus.
Dumb White Husband vs. the Tooth Fairy – Erik always has a plan and he’s sure he would have figured out the whole Tooth Fairy thing eventually. But, when his three-year-old son takes a frisbee to the mouth, he’s forced to speed things up. Between neighborhood kids with big mouths and unhelpful dentists he’s going to need to improvise. Will he bend to the pressure of inflation? Will he get caught in the act? And, what do you do with those teeth anyway?
Dumb White Husband for President (A novella) – There comes a time in every man’s life when he must stand for the things he believes in. John doesn’t believe in bagging his grass. So, when a new allergy-prone neighbor gets the HOA to require it, there’s only one thing he can do – run for President of The Creeks of Sage Valley Phase II.
John, Chris and Erik put aside most of their differences to run a campaign that they hope will see John elected as President and end the meddling of the rule-loving new kid on the block. Will they succeed? It’s doubtful.
Note: Previously released as Dumb White Husband for President & Other Stories.
The Book of Paul — A Paranormal Thriller by Richard Long
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction, Horror, Dark Fantasy, Mystery Thriller & Suspense, Thrillers, Fiction
“ Everything you’ve ever believed about yourself…about the description of reality you’ve
clung to so stubbornly all your life…all of it…every bit of it…is an illusion.”
In the rubble-strewn wasteland of Alphabet City, a squalid tenement conceals a treasure “beyond all imagining”– an immaculately preserved, fifth century codex. The sole repository of ancient Hermetic lore, it contains the alchemical rituals for transforming thought into substance, transmuting matter at will…and attaining eternal life.
When Rose, a sex and pain addicted East Village tattoo artist has a torrid encounter with Martin, a battle-hardened loner, they discover they are unwitting pawns on opposing sides of a battle that has shaped the course of human history. At the center of the conflict is Paul, the villainous overlord of an underground feudal society, who guards the book’s occult secrets in preparation for the fulfillment of an apocalyptic prophecy.
The action is relentless as Rose and Martin fight to escape Paul’s clutches and Martin’s destiny as the chosen recipient of Paul’s sinister legacy. Science and magic, mythology and technology converge in a monumental battle where the stakes couldn’t be higher: control of the ultimate power in the universe–the Maelstrom.
The Book of Paul is the first of seven volumes in a sweeping mythological narrative tracing the mystical connections between Hermes Trismegistus in ancient Egypt, Sophia, the female counterpart of Christ, and the Celtic druids of Clan Kelly.
In Need of Therapy by Tracie Banister
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Humor, Chick-Lit, Contemporary Women, Fiction, Contemporary Fiction
L ending a sympathetic ear and dispensing sage words of advice is all part of the job for psychologist Pilar Alvarez, and she’s everything a good therapist should be: warm, compassionate, supportive. She listens, she cares, and she has all the answers, but how’s the woman everyone turns to in their hour of need supposed to cope when her own life starts to fall apart?
While working hard to make a success of her recently-opened practice in trendy South Beach, Pilar must also find time to cater to the demands of her boisterous Cuban family, which includes younger sister Izzy, an unemployed, navel-pierced wild child who can’t stay out of trouble, and their mother, a beauty queen turned drama queen who’s equally obsessed with her fading looks and getting Pilar married before it’s “too late.” Although she’d like to oblige her mother and make a permanent love connection, Pilar’s romantic prospects look grim. Her cheating ex, who swears that he’s reformed, is stalking her. A hunky, but strictly off-limits, patient with bad-boy appeal and intimacy issues is making passes. And the sexy shrink in the suite across the hall has a gold band on his left ring finger.
When a series of personal and professional disasters lead Pilar into the arms of one of her unsuitable suitors, she’s left shaken, confused, and full of self-doubt. With time running out, she must make sense of her feelings and learn to trust herself again so that she can save her business, her family, and most importantly, her heart.
Broken Crowns (Christian Romantic Suspense) by Tamara Shoemaker
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, Drama, Religious & Liturgical, Religion & Spirituality, Fiction, Mystery, Religious Fiction
J ill Lyons’ life turns upside down the day she walks into her office to find her boss sprawled across his desk with a bullet hole between his eyes. Jeff Siegle’s past catches up to him the moment he finds out his children are kidnapped. A riddle and a shadow from the past pull them relentlessly towards death’s door as they struggle to find answers… before it’s too late.
Genre(s): Literature & Fiction, United States, African American, Fiction, Historical
T HE SLAVES OF DUNWOODIE PLANTATION
Louise ….. Called “Lu Lu,” Only fourteen when she is sold with her mother into slavery by her own father, the Governor General of Guadeloupe… Forced to watch her mother being murdered onboard ship… purchased by a plantation owner as a birthday present for his spoiled wife… and expects a life of total misery. Can she someday find love and freedom?
Abraham….. Called “Kwanni”… Strong and aloof blacksmith… Avenges his wife’s murder and is forced to run… Can he also find the freedom he desperately seeks?
David….. Lame and shy, but handsome and intelligent young groom who worships Lu Lu. Will he win her…and freedom for both of them?
Samson….. David’s giant half brother….unselfish and fiercely protective of those he loves… Loyal and faithful overseer for his master so long as his people are treated well.
THE SISTERS
Agnes and Penelope….. Highly educated daughters of a wealthy Philadelphia family… Agnes, now married to a young minister assigned to a southern church, carries on a close correspondence with Penelope, a teacher and ardent abolitionist.
THE DUNWOODS
Charles….. Stern, ambitious, but fair-minded master of his Eastern North Carolina plantation
Ella….. His eccentric, bigoted wife
Edward….. Their spoiled, arrogant son and heir
THE COMMODORE
Thaddeus Harding….. Wealthy and fiery shipping merchant… Will his view of life be changed by one single slave?
This is their story




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