Dive into Maya’s Unbirthday, a darkly comedic rollercoaster ride through a night filled with quirky chaos, heartfelt moments, and an ensemble of eccentric characters. This unpredictable adventure is not just a story; it’s an exhilarating experience that defies convention at every turn.

Meet Mess, a fiery-tempered girl, determined to host the perfect unbirthday party for her beloved girlfriend, Maya. Maya is the radiant sun to Mess’s burning fire, an individual whose mere presence brightens every room. But as the clock ticks and Maya remains conspicuously absent, the night spirals into mayhem. Mess, battling her demons and insecurities, finds herself in a race against time to keep her guests from scattering into the night.

What unfolds is a fast-paced tale of love, loyalty, and eccentricity, set against a backdrop of tea parties gone wild, side-splitting insults, phone smashing escapades, and the most uneatable cookies you’ll ever encounter. Experience the highs and lows of drug addiction, the quirky charm of a man-beater, the comforting presence of teddy bears, and the stark reality of eating disorders, all while being dragged into a whirlwind of CAPSLOCK YELLING.

Each page of this book crackles with sharp humor, creating an addictive mystery that keeps you hooked until the very end. The night’s events are more than just chaotic; they’re a jigsaw puzzle waiting to be solved, with each piece revealing a little more about our flawed yet lovable characters.

Maya’s Unbirthday is more than a book; it’s a journey through the unpredictabilities of life, love, and human quirks. It’s a testament to the strength found in madness and the beauty of being unapologetically oneself.

Warning: This book is a wild ride into insanity. Strap in for an unforgettable night that will leave you both entertained and deeply moved.