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The Fastest Water Pistol in Splodge City by John Walker Pattison
Daniel and his best friend Papa head to Splodge City to face Wild Will Hickory Dickory Jock in this hilarious adventure of the Wild West.
Splodge City is being bullied by a band of evil gunslingers who are determined to get their grubby hands on Papa’s black book of secrets.
At the Glue Pot Ranch, the muddiest place in all of America, Daniel is stuck fast, knee-deep in mud — Weston Wolf edges forward…
Two Clouds, an Indian chief with more magic than there are stars in the sky, whispered an old Indian spell. WHOOSH! A single bolt of lightning and a crack of thunder broke the eerie silence. The ground all around them began to shake, and an opening appeared — this was the entrance to Splodge City.
When Rattlesnake ‘Flat Nose’ Rogers starts a bubble gum plot, it seems that Daniel and his friends are beaten as Spike ‘The Fool’ Gooseberry, steals Papa’s black book.
Water was flying everywhere, Red Jack Ketchup threw a handful of sherbet at Sheriff Quiet Twerp, and he sneezed so hard that his boxers started to fall down. In the corner sat a smelly stranger with bloodshot eyes, which hid a hundred and one dark secrets, Ringo Smarty Farty Pants.
Daniel now stood face to face with Sir Stumpy Slugworm from Spoonstone — their hands twitched in unison, and they both went for their water pistols — SPLOOSH.
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