I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Catsby Francesco Marciuliano

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry.

The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Talk Dirty To Meby Ali Parker

The story was an emotional one which held my attention from beginning to end. Ali has written a truly moving tale. — Amazon Reviewer

A woman in the business of love that’s never been in a real relationship.

Check. That’s me. Nessa Night.

Now I know what you’re thinking. That sounds like a stripper name.

Hold up. Let me explain.

It’s my radio talk-show name. My incognito way of helping the world love deeper and more often.

Though my love life is like a ten-year-old fall leaf trapped between the pages of an old journal. #dramatic

I’m short. Curvy. Average at best.

And I’m a fraud.

For all the advice I give on the air, I have zero experience to back it up. I’m eternally single. Forever alone.

And the only man I’ve ever caught feelings for is one of my callers: Mr No Name.

Much to my surprise, he’s not unknown at all.

The grandson of the great Jack Daniels is my caller, and worse? He’s my brother’s best friend from high school.

Only one way to right these increasingly awkward wrongs.

High school reunion time. He wants in, and I want a date who looks like him.

The only thing off is his advice about love. It’s from Nessa night. Me!

And if he swoons over her (me!) one more time, I’ll have to give in and tell him.

Besides, I’m in the business of love.

If I don’t got this, who does? *Gulp*

The Crossbreed Series (Books 1-3)by Dannika Dark

Three full-length novels (Over 950 pages!) USA TODAY BESTSELLING SERIES
After years of living as a rogue, carrying out her own brand of vigilante justice, Raven Black is offered a job with Keystone–a covert organization that hunts outlaws for the right price. Half-Vampire, half-Mage, Raven has a lot to offer. Their assignments are fraught with peril, but the greatest danger Raven faces is falling for her Vampire partner. Can she trust a man with a heart blacker than her own?

Dark secrets, unexpected twists, and a blurred line between good and evil will keep you on the edge of your seat.

What’s included:

KEYSTONE (Book 1)
When a Russian Shifter offers Raven a job in his covert organization hunting outlaws, dignity and a respectable career are finally within her grasp. The catch? Her new partner is Christian Poe – a smug, handsome Vampire whom she’d rather stake than go on a stakeout with.

RAVENHEART (Book 2)
Despite her lavish surroundings, Raven misses the freedom of life without rules. And Keystone’s next assignment is about to test her self-control in more ways than one. Dead bodies are popping up in the human district, and all signs point to a Breed serial killer. In order to catch him, Raven and Christian embark on a mission that takes their partnership into uncharted waters. Lives are at stake. Can Raven trust her instincts, or will she fall into a web spun from lies and deceit?

Time is running out in this pulse-pounding tale of dark secrets, murder, and forbidden desires.

DEATHTRAP (Book 3)
A new case offers Raven a much-needed distraction when Keystone accepts their toughest assignment yet–to track down an elusive criminal who’s selling children on the black market.Their investigation leads them deep into the underbelly of the Breed world, a place both treacherous and enticing. With no room for mistakes, Raven makes a tough decision to lock the door to her past before it interferes with her job. The only trouble? Christian holds the key.

The stakes are high, and a shocking twist turns everything on its head. Will they catch this criminal before more lives are lost? Find out in the latest edge-of-your-seat installment of the Crossbreed series.

All Good Thingsby Weston Parker

The book will catch your attention right at the beginning and keep it until the end. The chemistry was off the charts… — Amazon Reviewer

Fake romantic interest to get a good review on my business? You know it.

It’s finally my chance to take on my father by starting a luxury resort that’s in direct competition with his.

And now my big chance is getting blown. By a vlogger with a great set of legs and a terrible first impression of the place.

But as always, I’m here to save the day. Seduction is my specialty.

Her first time to the island didn’t go so well, but I’m going to wine her and dine her and offer anything she wants–including me.

The saucy little thing has too much power.

Unfortunately, she also has a body I can’t stop thinking about and a personality that’s dragging me under the waves with wants.

Her finding out about my cheap tricks isn’t going to end well.

Faking it only lasts for so long until I realize she’s the one.

That’s about the time she finds me out and I might have to beg.

I’m not losing this woman. She’s mine and she’ll stay with me.

Every good girl deserves a bad boy. ~ Weston